screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

hot girl smarthome
Joined July 2015
alexa, what is it like to interact with humans
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day 63 of quarantine: even alexa is sick of me now
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purchase a paid subscription to use the app that controls your AC unit. @internetofshit
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I think my BBQ just offered to be my default browser?
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Code can be seen on the commit github.com/imduffy15/esphome… The important thing to realise is once a device becomes connected it can become a trigger for almost anything... the video use case shouldn’t give a “why?” but rather, what else is possible? Tv control? Yep.
Turned my @OralB toothbrush into a light switch 🤣. ESP32 chip running @esphome_ parsing the manufacture data out of the advertisement data and sending the brush state to @home_assistant #bluetooth #smarthome
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Here's an idea: people who aren't happy that this company is turning their devices into e-waste could send them back to Wink's headquarters to deal with it: Wink Labs 606 W 28th St, Floor 7 New York, NY 10001 United States
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The only thing more Silicon Valley was buying it
Is there anything more over-the-top Silicon Valley than being late to make Mother’s Day dinner because a wireless meat thermometer requires a mandatory over-the-air update before it starts working?
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Replying to @internetofshit
Lesson learned: If a product, in order to function, requires access to a machine that I do not own, I do not buy the product.
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For non-coders, a little explanation of why mobile apps from Google, Spotify, Apple, NYT, Venmo, Walmart and many others all broke for a little while this afternoon. (Short version: they all use code from Facebook, so when that broke, they all started crashing.)
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Covid-19 is awful, but this is the second smart device company that's shown its hand: the internet of things isn't free to run, and now that the VC money has vanished, we're finally seeing that
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yes, facebook broke most of the mobile internet with a piece of code that tracks when an app is opened
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The "you have successfully unsubscribed" email from the list you just unsubscribed from... like the villain popping off one more shot just before he dies
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A mom confiscates her daughter’s phone and the young lady tries to reach to her followers by all means possible. That last one cracked me up. #freedorothy
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I deeply enjoy when people lecture me about buying connected shit as if I do not...know about that
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HAHAHA Amazon refunded me for this paperweight pet feeder 10 months after buying it 🖕
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