screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com
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This is why the internet of things was invented
Turned my @OralB toothbrush into a light switch 🤣. ESP32 chip running @esphome_ parsing the manufacture data out of the advertisement data and sending the brush state to @home_assistant #bluetooth #smarthome
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Just 2020 things: got a new car stereo and pwned myself in the process
Bad news Sunday. If you had infotainment computer in your Tesla replaced (model3 FSD upgrade, mcu2 retrofit, mcu1 emmc fix or any other fixe requiring computer swap) - consider all accounts you logged into from the car compromised and change pwds.
insideevs.com/news/419525/te…
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Wow, @Automatic is shutting down and telling users to unplug and throw away their devices by the end of the month.
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Siri butted in on a conversation here at home about a half hour ago, and now Alexa is saying “What can I add?” over and over.
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i think every day about how cable internet is IP over MPEG. this is a literal fact. DOCSIS sends downstream data in MPEG frames because that's what the cable networks are optimized for and what all the switching equipment understood when cable broadband took off
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Cooking food doesn't need an app, and yet...
"As I used it, I kept wondering if Amazon's idea was less to put something useful out there and more to advertise to other microwave manufacturers who are considering making their next model Alexa-enabled." wired.trib.al/FvGu7KH
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everyone in quarantine can have one (1) minute of focus per day, as a treat
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fuck it: two exclamation points at the end of every sentence in every email
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640K is more memory than anyone will ever need on a computer
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Hi @VeilBroadband. I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Here’s a thread:
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Petnet could *barely* keep its feeder's backend running before COVID19 but now it's trying to use it as an excuse to charge a monthly fee? holy hell
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Oh my god. Petnet finally admitted that it's out of money, has no staff, and can't afford to keep its services running. They're asking if paying customers are willing to PAY $4 PER MONTH to keep their pet feeders going
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do you ever just get really overwhelmed at having to parse the amount of incoming information, pings, emails, Slacks, beeping notifications coming at you
asking for a friend
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What.....and I cannot emphasize this enough.....the fuck youtube.com/3NOy6eaX534
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I don't know what's crazier here: that the website was hosted on the same server as their smart home platform or that we live in a dystopia where mask demand ddos'd an air conditioner theverge.com/2020/4/21/21229…
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