screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

hot girl smarthome
Joined July 2015
i find your lack of faith.....disturbing
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haha how is this company still in business with a 4 week outage to its only product
System Update: We are still experiencing SmartFeeder connection downtime due to an ongoing service disruption that is currently being investigated. This service disruption can prohibit users from connecting/ reconnect to wifi, as well as completing remote feeds from the app.
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Bought a breathalyser and the first sentence of the manual is DON’T TRY TO SET A HIGH SCORE
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This thread starts out as some innocent hacking and ends up with a bunch of HTTP servers running on a tv remote 😅
I'm trying to get this Logitech Harmony 900 remote working, but it keeps telling me the battery level is extremely low...
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I was going to build out a hilariously over-complicated & fiendishly expensive Wordpress architecture as a joke, but unfortunately @awscloud beat me to it.
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Due to the virus, species that were long thought to be extinct are now returning. Incredible
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FYI for those waiting for orders in the first run: stickers are shipping internationally so take a couple of weeks—but i'm also seeing post delays in almost every country right now so hold tight, they'll show up <3
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I accidentally ordered way too many stickers, so I'm going to do one last sale before they're all gone, on Monday at 10AM Eastern Time. Sign up at shop.internetofshit.net to get the password ten minutes before the store opens.
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I- What does this even mean
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from now on i will only be taking video calls from my $3000 bike, as a subtle flex
got Zoom working on the Peloton aka Peak 2020
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time to *log on* to my toilet
In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole nature.com/articles/s41551-0…
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THREE CAMERAS in the toilet!
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TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole nature.com/articles/s41551-0…
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Nice surprise during current events 😍 #internetofshit
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