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Joined October 2009
Just watched split brain in the core switch stack completely bring a network down
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The grok/regex patterns for exim logs has already paid off, spotted a big institutions mail servers not doing SSL/TLS right! Can't wait to have this actually in production #ELK
Replying to @CLJ400
I'm trying!
Spent hours writing a grok/regex for emails arriving in exim, defo sharing this once it's all done, don't want anyone else to go through my pain
Upgrading and rearchitecting the 3.5 year old ELK stack at work this week. Seriously impressive what can be done with it, time to try and push it further!
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We got a critical hardware level bug affecting two decades of computers on the third day of 2018 I'm scared for the rest of this year.
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Trying to open up a socket to google.com:443 is not how you check if there's an internet connection
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This week in algorithms gone wrong: Google steering people into literal fires rather than metaphorical ones.
"The Los Angeles Police Department asked drivers to avoid navigation apps, which are steering users onto more open routes — in this case, streets in the neighborhoods that are on fire." fw.to/EMJxt2E
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Wait, I installed it, how is localbattle.net using a valid certificate. I don't know if I want to look under this rock. 😬/cc @hanno
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Used Outlook's S/MIME feature in the past 6 months? Your mails were probably not sent encrypted: sec-consult.com/en/blog/2017…
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OKAY! Time to lift our #startup. Everyone visit http://localhost:8080 and share :)
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Clippy, pinball, and now paint. What next @Microsoft ?! #MSpaint
@ncsc your contact us form is fucked
When you have to manually edit the DB to get SCVMM 2016 into a consistent state... @Microsoft ever hear of QA?
@Symonator thanks for the game! I hardly ever get time to play games these days :( Hope you like Portal 1&2
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Applied to a company that "specialises in cyber security", their recruitment system sent me my password in plain text over email!
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Cloudflare have been leaking customer HTTPS sessions for months. Uber, 1Password, FitBit, OKCupid, etc. bugs.chromium.org/p/project-…
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I don't tweet much and this isn't groundbreaking but I have to say this publicly, IPv6 is a clusterfuck