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Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
Replying to @MalwareJake
I have to say I’m finding your jury saga unexpectedly gripping…
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Do you know how bad you have to be at science to think that a mask does not block a virus but does block oxygen and carbon dioxide?
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Replying to @CG_iSecurity
It’s definitely a good lesson for relating to people in general
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Jennifer Grey on Patrick Swayze (they clashed during “Dirty Dancing”): "I feel like if I could say anything to him now I would say, 'I'm so sorry that I couldn't just appreciate and luxuriate in who you were, instead of me wishing you were more like what I wanted you to be.'"
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Replying to @MalwareJake
Now you have all this time to be on Twitter!
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Replying to @MalwareJake
There’s a “pen test” checkbox on your compliance reports (excuse me, “third party security assessment”), not an “action” or “training” checkbox. What a world.
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
OH SNAP! 😮 Set the VSS Snapshot type GUID to {F12142B4-9A4B-49af-A851-700C42FDC2BE} to make snapshot disappear, but still work. The C source code, and the compiled exe, as usual: github.com/gtworek/PSBits/tr…
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Little did I suspect in 1985 what an impact this book would have on my life.
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I believe we live by the worst Chipotle franchise on the planet-- slow, disorganized, dirty, and DGAF! Before @ChipotleTweets invades my DMs, it's your store at 5637 Red Bug Lake Rd in Winter Springs, FL
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Not to ruin anyone's holiday weekend, but if your org uses @heroku or @travisci, there's an active investigation going on into compromised OAuth tokens used for integration with @GitHub (who initially identified the issue). Action this now. 1/2 status.heroku.com/incidents/…
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Graveyards are full of people who thought they were indispensable
Replying to @webjedi
“EB FE” is still my favorite— saw it on a CA plate in the Silicon Valley
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My undergrad didn’t have a CS major, but my minor required a course in assembly language programming
I dare you to demonstrate how old you are in "developer years" in one sentence without stating any actual years
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Replying to @mikecherry
According to the locals it’s substantially gentrified since then
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In fact, for all of you wanting to turn back time to some white supremicist fantasy of 1950s America, study the fucking history of the 1960s and 70s and decide if you really want to cover that ground again.
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Also, if you don’t know the history of the Stonewall riots, you should read up on it. Because our GOP is once again teeing up the conditions which led to those actions.
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For context, Winter Park is one of the most upscale, liberal communities in the greater Orlando area. The chilling effect of these hateful laws is being felt immediately and everywhere.
A Florida teen was placed under “investigation” after giving a presentation on the Stonewall Riots to his history class, pretty much proving the point of the "Don't Say Gay" laws. Proud of you, @ProudTwinkie. bit.ly/3M2A4iy
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Replying to @strandjs
“Security is a business decision.”
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What is your favorite Linux cheat sheet? Share away! Want to learn more about Linux? Then be sure to check out our pre-conference training course (brought to you by @Antisy_Training!), "Linux Command-Line Dojo," with @hal_pomeranz! Details here: antisyphontraining.com/linux…
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Teaching kids accurately about sexuality & gender identity isn’t grooming them for sexual abuse. In fact, it’s some of the best protection you can give them against being groomed for abuse. Abusers thrive on kids’ naivety. Giving them age-appropriate information is protection.
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