I am retiring this social media account. Find me as @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
Replying to @webjedi
I feel like I’ve spent my entire IR life supporting SMBs. The “InfoSec Poverty Line” cuts much higher than most people guess.
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"To be trans is to enter a sacred journey of becoming whole: precious, honoured & loved, by yourself, by others & by God." What a beautiful, important thing for Christian leaders to say. It affirms transition as a path of healing and flourishing, not a blasphemous "mutilation".
Excl: Some of the UK’s most senior religious leaders - including former Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams - have written to the PM urging him to ban trans as well as gay conversion therapy. “To be trans is to enter a sacred journey of becoming whole”.
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Congrats and bon voyage
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Crap. I feel like I wasted my weekend now. You mean my EDR tool saw all this stuff and didn’t tell me? I guess my AI got jokes.
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My dog likes lying at the bottom of my side of the bed. It’s like being “short sheeted” by man’s best friend.
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Replying to @k8em0
Mad respect for your tweeting and your ongoing battle for dignity and equity against incredible odds.
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Replying to @k8em0
“All of these moments will be lost in time…like tears in rain.” youtube.com/watch?v=JdUq2o…
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Never lose your sense of wonder.
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Twitter. The place where people’s unmet needs, personal insecurities, and unhealed trauma come out to battle with your own in public texts limited to 255 characters at a time, occasionally salted with gifs. I’m going for a walk outside.
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I have so many stories... Source: unknown. Not me.
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Quick "free consulting" thread on how to start a CTI program from scratch. While you're there, check out some of the other fantastic replies to "what's the first thing you do to start a CTI program."
Replying to @MalwareJake
I wasn't poisoning the well with an answer yesterday, but here we go: 1. Identify the *real* stakeholders (often harder than it seems) - who is my executive sponsor? What do *they* care about? 2. Ask what types of products they will find valuable. 1/
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
learning didn't stop mind you, for goodness sakes, I was barely 7 or 8... but since then that's 40 years of "tech" I've viscerally explored... I'll take an applicant who's done this, regardless of age or provenance. Test them on their ethics and creative thinking, & hire them.
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop working on weekends. A job is income to live your life, not your life.
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Replying to @Shpantzer
One of the few upsides to third-party IR is that the water bill goes to my client.
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Watching @thomrstrom diagnose a cluster compromised by @krisnova was brilliant. Kris filtered her malware from the process list via ld_preload but Thomas picked it up quickly via fls. Highly recommended. youtube.com/watch?v=ysfUgYs4…
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
"No One Is Coming To Save Us" by @Stonekettle is what you need to read. "This isn't about what you like, it's about your duty as a citizen. This is it. You can't depend on anyone else to save you, to save your country, to save your kid's future." stonekettle.com/2022/03/no-o…
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
fuck hustle culture glorify taking a damn day off
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Replying to @falconsview
“We need to have the security box checked before we IPO!” I would ask for immediate vesting upon separation before stepping into that clown show.
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Replying to @wimremes @k8em0
“We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.”
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