I am retiring this social media account. Find me as @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
People are going to get sick, some are going to die. Our school systems will suffer for years. And it was all preventable. Remember this when you vote--at the local, state, and national level. /fin
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Are there going to be lawsuits out of this debacle? Of course there are. And where is the money going to come from? Our already underfunded schools and counties. 8/n
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But now we have a unfunded, patchwork system that amounts to little more than throwing webcams at teachers and telling them, "We'll figure it out as we go along." 7/n
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Because our school system was forced to offer in-person, distance, and "hybrid" solutions for teaching this year, all classes are suffering. If we had spent the summer planning to do distance learning correctly, we likely would have had better outcomes all around. 6/n
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If your schools have not reopened yet, teachers and concerned parents should FIGHT your school board if necessary to prevent schools from reopening. Everybody's lives are at risk, and magical thinking is not going to prevent people from getting sick. 5/n
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If you have school aged children, and have the option, keep them home for school. Do not believe the quaint fictions that your school board is telling you about their plans to keep students and teachers safe. They are utter BS. Schools are a petri dish. 4/n
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My wife was unable to reach the school's COVID response team, and ultimately had to escalate to the school principal because nobody was responding. Eventually, the confused student was removed from class, still unsure what all the fuss was about. 3/m
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This morning my wife received notice that one of her students was going into quarantine because of possible exposure to an infected individual. That student showed up to class today, completely unaware that they were supposed to be in quarantine. 2/n
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We are just over a week into school at the Florida high school where my wife teaches. Teachers and students are already coming down with suspected cases of COVID-19. "Suspected" because it is taking so long to get test results these days. 1/n
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Replying to @hal_pomeranz @Zuora
Hey there! 👋 We have received reports of users being unable to start and join Zoom Meetings and Webinars. We are currently investigating and will provide updates as we have them. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience. Please follow status.zoom.us.
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Well now, @zoom_us and @Zuora don't seem to be talking to each other, which means I can't start my webinar. I am, however, getting very interesting error messages during the outage...
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Replying to @josephwshaw
Wow! What a marathon! Congrats! Welcome to the world, Isabella.
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I got the nicest compliment from the local pizza delivery person—“I love delivering to your house! It’s close and you always tip really well!” You’re welcome, brother!
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Why don't you do something to HELP me?!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼
This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=R2uiy27X…
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
We've been hearing stories about supposed fake power boxes that mysteriously show up near the homes politically active people. In this thread, we will analyze current information about them, what they could be used for, and advice for a police-state-to-be regarding infra.
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Replying to @DAVNADS
But at least you now have skills to fall back on if the forensics gig doesn’t work out.
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Replying to @Sureng
14yr single-malt scotch whiskey. A glass.
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Replying to @josephwshaw
Congrats and good luck!
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A week of teaching + casework. There can be only one appropriate response.
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See you all virtually!
@strandjs previews this year’s Wild West Hackin' Fest, including the stellar speaker lineup, swag bag goodies, labs, workshops, and more. He also models the pandana (found in the swag bag), which you can wear in all kinds of weird ways. youtube.com/watch?v=ryeD7DKX…
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