I am retiring this social media account. Find me as @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
Replying to @DanielMiessler
Echo chargen? Gods we’re old...
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Some guy on the phone: "Would you mind flying across country at your own expense for 2 days to speak for free? We'll waive the conference tuition." Me: "Would you mind flying here at your own expense to wash my car for free? I'll provide the water."
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Replying to @MalwareJake
Dude! I’m in stealth mode on my CoronaBlockchain(TM) start-up. Keep it quiet for now!
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
This, this right here, this is comedy gold.
While the cruise ship was performing engine maintenance and drifting in international waters, the Venezuelan navy vessel rammed it to force it into Venezuelan waters. But the cruse ship’s hull was reinforced, and the Venezuelan navy vessel sunk itself. jpost.com/International/Vene…
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It would be @PaulSimonMusic for me. I have to say that would be pretty darn cool!
C’mon @dualcoremusic, let’s drink all the booze.
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Wow..@pluralsight is making its entire 7,000+ expert-led video courses FREE for the entire month of April. No catches, no credit card required. There are plethora of courses for #infosec students. Link: plrsig.ht/FreeApril #infosec #bugbounty #cybersecurity #cloud #security
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Looks like I'll be joining @HECFBlog on the Forensic Lunch tomorrow at 12 US/Central
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Quarantine week 2: Cat fashion show.
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AWK FTW!
Sorry @joswr1ght, I may have solved all your jq challenges with bash and awk 🤣 Good fun though!! Thanks @SANSNetWars
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
New blog post- parsing protocol buffers with python for automating your #DFIR swiftforensics.com/2020/03/p…
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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“Wake me up when it’s all over, when I’m wiser and I’m older...” youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJA…
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Great low-budget sci-fi flick
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If you are running a fraud, or breaking into vulnerable systems during this time, rethink your life choices.
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Replying to @Carlos_Perez
Well done, my friend!
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Replying to @bettersafetynet
I’d like to think my EXT4 and XFS file system materials qualify. Links to my writing at deer-run.com/~hal/
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Hal Pomeranz retweeted
Read this gorgeous, haunting thread of scenes from giving away food during a pandemic, and then someone give this small-town diner owner / goddess of comfort food a book deal.
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Replying to @chrisculling
Peace, brother. Take care of yourself in these uncertain times.
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