My brother sent me one of these from Amazon. He is a bad man. amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008V020J…

Apr 26, 2013 · 11:08 PM UTC

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Replying to @hal_pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz like the "my first bacon" plush I got for my Muslim friend's little girl's first bday. bit.ly/OylRbE She LOVES it!
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@nerdiosity The Prophet says you're going straight to hell!
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Replying to @jerod
@jerod @hal_pomeranz you never forget your first bacon. #healingpowerofbacon
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz LOL. I guess we don't have to worry about your personality becoming even less spleenic then since you got a replacement.
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz See, now I wish that my siblings had a sense of humor like that. More closely aligns with mine…