"Dear $firstname"? Lazy idiots who can't even be bothered to learn how to use their mass-mailing software really annoy me.
Apr 26, 2013 · 12:19 AM UTC
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@hal_pomeranz You need better spam software if it lets that through.
@hal_pomeranz Flipside: register yourself as firstname.lastname@youremployer.com and watch the fun.
@hal_pomeranz I usually register as "that guy" so I get all kinds of interesting emails when they sub in "that". It's like free mad libs.