Unfortunately, hotel robes are much more "Keebler Elf" than "Jolly Green Giant" size...

Jan 11, 2013 · 4:48 PM UTC

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Replying to @jerod
@jerod Mini skirts would at least cover in front...
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz My eyes! My eyes! You in Keebler Elf size! That's just not right.... :-)
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz interesting, they must be built for tall elves, I always feel like I'm being swallowed alive
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz A "that's what she said" moment if I ever heard one...