Signed up for my bivalent COVID booster. This means I'm going to get better 5G *and* WiFi throughput right?

Sep 6, 2022 · 2:18 PM UTC

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Replying to @hal_pomeranz
that was the last boost... this one gives you fiber channel
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
I had 3 vaccinations and still managed to get it. Keep getting boosters because you don't want this.
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
It also should allow you access to illuminati meetings. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but the gamma scanners won't be able to detect you. (Note: you'll still be visible to the naked eye). I think it has to do with quantum somehow. Maybe ghidra is involved? IDK.
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Replying to @hal_pomeranz
Yes, but only for blu-ray. DVD and VHS are not included in this update.
Replying to @hal_pomeranz
Yeah, it’s a multi-cloud hybrid booster so Bill Gates and Elon Musk consolidate their control data over the best possible transport medium. You should be able to use Starlink as well after the booster.
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well, what I do know is you'll get uncontrolled production of spike protein throughout your body, and lipid nanoparticles bioaccumulating in your organs. Enjoy.