With apologies to Sgt Pepper - “All you need is Splunk! All you need is Splunk! All you need is Splunk! Splunk! Splunk is all you need!”

Mar 30, 2022 · 2:49 AM UTC

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Replying to @hal_pomeranz
And the budget to afford the water meter they build into it. I’ve spent the last six years helping companies decouple their logging pipelines from splunk, even if they keep splunk as an analytical tool.
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One of the few upsides to third-party IR is that the water bill goes to my client.
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Replying to @hal_pomeranz
Also Splunk: “I read the bill$ today / oh boy” 🎼 (Note: I actually do love Splunk tho)
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Replying to @hal_pomeranz
Rob a bank, buy splunk. Happy. I've been using elastic a bunch lately. It is nice.
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Replying to @hal_pomeranz
did you get a new job as a presales engineer? :)