You know how in every spy movie, there’s the posh surprise meeting where someone pours a scotch from a decanter? Well, I’ve definitely saved myself from intrigue and surprises by having a totally eclectic full bar in my living room and perpetually wearing Pusheen fuzzy slippers.

If you want to draw me into your dramatic plot you’re going to have to figure out what to do with candied hibiscus and not stare at my smiling feet.