I am retiring this social media account. Find me as @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
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Replying to @JPoForenso
Well hello, Mr Fancypants! :-) For reason's that don't bear discussing, I'm dealing with logs exported as JSON on disk.
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Complex query run over 4.5T of CloudTrail data-- jq + xargs (for parallelism) banged it out in under 4hrs #CommandLineSkillz
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If you think xargs is magical, check the manual page and read up on the -P option...
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I am truly sorry to hear this news. Thinking of you in this difficult time. youtube.com/watch?v=rSeRE-…
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Replying to @bettersafetynet
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
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Blast out of that gig as soon as you can. Life’s too short to work a job you feel stuck in.
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Replying to @cyberkatelyn
Don’t be afraid to try things. You can always switch lanes if it doesn’t work out. You are going to be many things in your career. Nothing is final.
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I’ve always been more Marvel than DC
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Hmmm @hacks4pancakes love of hamsters is suddenly becoming clearer...
It's come to my attention that my toddler believes hamsters are tiny bears ❤️🐻
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Bad enough that Civ6 made me go through the Epic Games Tracker^H^H^H^H^H^H^HLauncher, but now 2K has added their own layer to the mix. No thanks, fellas, I'm uninstalling your crapware.
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Hey @Amazon it really should be easier for me to share content from my library to my kid's Kindle.
Replying to @k8em0
One of the privileges of getting old is being able to nap whenever you damn well feel like it. I intend to exploit this thoroughly. #NapsAreTheBest
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Except I live in FL... dammit
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I think there’s some sort of weird geek reality food show in all of this...
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Replying to @nerdiosity @attrc
I am a little jealous of the tots, I must admit
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Ahahaha! You are so right! But now I’m chuckling about Christopher Walken playing “Edelweiss” with more cowbell.
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Replying to @cynic_xer
Very slightly more...very slightly
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Replying to @Shpantzer
That’s Julie Andrews. You meant “Edelweiss... Edelweiss...”
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Replying to @bettersafetynet
Don't get me started on pancake mix...
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Replying to @0xMatt
Even Kraft needs milk and margarine. I'm afraid to learn what you substituted.
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