I am retiring this social media account. Find me as @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
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Replying to @brianarsenault
@brianarsenault The nice thing about Twitter is that you don't have to follow the people who are doing it wrong.
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Replying to @benrothke
@benrothke @Shpantzer And apparently no internal controls either. Oh my goodness!
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Replying to @bluesmoon
@bluesmoon "We're open 24 hours... Not in a *row*, silly!"
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"Dear $firstname"? Lazy idiots who can't even be bothered to learn how to use their mass-mailing software really annoy me.
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Just heard from the bank that our credit card was compromised and they're sending new ones. Sad that I wondered, "Which compromise?"
Oooh another eForensics Magazine "editor" trying to link to me on LinkedIn. "Report as spam". Whee!
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Crazy shit you find when cleaning your office...
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@KDPryor I'm there for you, buddy...
@PhilHagen Hey, at least they're both musicals...
"The Sound of Music" is followed immediately by "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" in our DVD collection. I always find this amusing.
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Replying to @randymarchany
@randymarchany It won't be the same being in the hospital without "my good friends Randy and Judy" ;-)
From Aric A on Google+ -- "[Hal's] too sexy for his spleen". ahahahahaha plus.google.com/u/0/10526455…
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@4n6woman Eeek. You're so buffed up you'll crush me like a bug! ;-)
Replying to @nerdiosity
@nerdiosity Who has two thumbs and no spleen? This guy. (or at least I won't have one shortly)
@4n6woman Hey! I'm trying not to here. Stop bugging me. ;-)
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Replying to @geekygirldawn
@geekygirldawn Just "Reply all" with an apology. That'll fix everything.
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@gorthx And thus, you have a vivid insight into my life.