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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
I am retiring this social media account. Find me as
@hal_pomeranz
@infosec.exchange
Orlando, FL
deer-run.com/~hal/
Joined November 2008
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
26 Apr 2013
Replying to
@brianarsenault
@brianarsenault
The nice thing about Twitter is that you don't have to follow the people who are doing it wrong.
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
26 Apr 2013
Replying to
@benrothke
@benrothke
@Shpantzer
And apparently no internal controls either. Oh my goodness!
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
26 Apr 2013
Replying to
@bluesmoon
@bluesmoon
"We're open 24 hours... Not in a *row*, silly!"
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
26 Apr 2013
"Dear $firstname"? Lazy idiots who can't even be bothered to learn how to use their mass-mailing software really annoy me.
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
25 Apr 2013
Just heard from the bank that our credit card was compromised and they're sending new ones. Sad that I wondered, "Which compromise?"
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
25 Apr 2013
Oooh another eForensics Magazine "editor" trying to link to me on LinkedIn. "Report as spam". Whee!
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
24 Apr 2013
Crazy shit you find when cleaning your office...
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
23 Apr 2013
OK,
@Oatmeal
nailed this one
theoatmeal.com/comics/air_ma…
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
22 Apr 2013
@KDPryor
I'm there for you, buddy...
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
22 Apr 2013
@PhilHagen Hey, at least they're both musicals...
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
22 Apr 2013
"The Sound of Music" is followed immediately by "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" in our DVD collection. I always find this amusing.
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
22 Apr 2013
Replying to
@randymarchany
@randymarchany
It won't be the same being in the hospital without "my good friends Randy and Judy" ;-)
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
22 Apr 2013
Replying to
@bond_alexander
@bond_alexander
@diami03
Get a room, you two. ;-)
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
19 Apr 2013
From Aric A on Google+ -- "[Hal's] too sexy for his spleen". ahahahahaha
plus.google.com/u/0/10526455…
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
19 Apr 2013
@4n6woman Eeek. You're so buffed up you'll crush me like a bug! ;-)
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
19 Apr 2013
Replying to
@nerdiosity
@nerdiosity
Who has two thumbs and no spleen? This guy. (or at least I won't have one shortly)
Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
19 Apr 2013
@4n6woman Hey! I'm trying not to here. Stop bugging me. ;-)
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
19 Apr 2013
An update on me--
plus.google.com/u/0/10526455…
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
19 Apr 2013
Replying to
@geekygirldawn
@geekygirldawn
Just "Reply all" with an apology. That'll fix everything.
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Hal Pomeranz
@hal_pomeranz
19 Apr 2013
@gorthx
And thus, you have a vivid insight into my life.
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