I am retiring this social media account. Find me as @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
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Replying to @diami03
@diami03 Remember, if things start to go badly, a Janet Jackson-esque "wardrobe malfunction" is always an option...
Replying to @pmoriarty
@pmoriarty Better than crabs...
Replying to @brianarsenault
@brianarsenault Or you can go with Foghorn Leghorn's, "That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
RT @alecmuffett: New: four lines of perl that can induce reader tension http://bit.ly/lFXCRz [This is what gives Perl a bad rep]
Replying to @brgarnett
@brad_garnett @ericjhuber "Your own #DFIR con"? Is that code for some other type of scenario? #brokebackmountainforensicating
Replying to @danphilpott
@danphilpott You need to finish those brats on the grill...
Replying to @codeslack
@codeslack Apparently not. I must be some sort of chickenshit...
"Howdy, I am a YouTube artist... You could perhaps subscribe me?" Nope. But I could "block and report as spam" you!
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And there @4n6woman sat, eating raw chicken and weeping silently in front of the TV...
Replying to @codeslack
@codeslack Wow, how could I possibly miss out on chickenshit bingo? And why does my iPhone think chickenshit is misspelled?
Replying to @ramereth
@ramereth It's crazy. The place is an old Pizza Hut building and it's a total dive. But the food is awesome!
Terrific Ethiopian food in Omaha: http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/248/1531661/restaurant/Midtown/Lalibela-Ethiopian-Omaha (so full now...)
Replying to @davehull
@davehull And "irresponsible and chilling" was in response to..?
Replying to @andrewsmhay
@andrewsmhay Awesome! Surely all those bad things @shrdlu says about you behind your back can't possibly be true...
Replying to @codeslack
@codeslack Dude, it wasn't my idea. I blame @lee_whitfield
Replying to @jgarcia62
@jgarcia62 @lee_whitfield Hey Joe, I'm due in about 1:15p if you want to share a cab.
@4n6woman My wife tells me that feeling goes away by the time you get to your second husband... :-)