I am retiring this social media account. Find me as @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2008
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Good Christian people (er, not so much): http://bit.ly/j8Llef (via @falconsview)
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I'll be teaching SANS For508 in Baltimore Oct 9-14 -- http://bit.ly/k3oMXV (or via vLive! starting in June http://bit.ly/g280rv )
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Replying to @danphilpott
@danphilpott Personally I plan to laugh at them... a lot.
Replying to @lee_whitfield
@lee_whitfield @4n6woman Do it! In fact, dress as Marilyn Monroe and sing "Happy Birthday, Mr President" to @robtlee...
@4n6woman @lee_whitfield It's just that it seems so natural to him...
Replying to @lee_whitfield
@lee_whitfield Awww, I'm tearing up now. It's kind if like "baby's first steps" into the wonderful world of boorishness...
@ericjhuber @lee_whitfield Just thinking that it must seem brutal to a Brit, but to my warped American perspective it seems quite polite...
@ericjhuber @lee_whitfield Yeah, I want to see Lee opening the whoop ass on some poor fool...
@jgarcia62 But Macs don't get viruses, right Joe?
Replying to @daveshackleford
@daveshackleford As the pool dries up, the crocodiles get more vicious. They know only a few will survive.
Finally made it back to EUG. Now waiting for Laura to do the same so we can go home together. *yawn*
Replying to @da_BiGKahuna
@da_BiGKahuna You're right. That would be cool!
@KDPryor Holy cow, Ken! How is that possible in this day and age?
Replying to @_flynn
@_flynn Gah! I could not for the life of me remember the name. Thanks!
There are a lot of tired, frustrated people lined up at the customer (you should excuse the expression) service desk...
Replying to @mike_913
@mike_913 Weather is looking really bad outside...
Replying to @_flynn
. @_flynn I'll get one of those Victorian era bicycles... #wildwildwestforensicator
Now showing a 2.5 hr delay
I'm going to build out a forensic lab in a restored 19th century rail car and travel around the country by train #wildwildwestforensicator