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Joined November 2008
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Replying to @davehull
@davehull And could you also tell the Tweetdeck iPhone developers that hyphens are allowed in domain names?
Environment variables! Get your environment variables here! (Command Line Kung Fu): http://bit.ly/Am0sT
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RT @stephenbonner: James has such a great smile! http://bit.ly/y3IjP We're NOT doing this for infosec.
Replying to @catscoop
@catscoop Sorry, a bit under the weather tonight so not at the game. Tomorrow, probably.
Replying to @hdmoore
@hdmoore Congratulations on a successful fork()!
Replying to @rikkiends
@rikkikite Heh, if that's what it takes. But I was thinking more the Gwynneth Paltrow version of Emma that came out a few years ago.
@laprice Sorry to hear about Mocha. My sympathies.
@stevie_chambers I'd make a crack, but there's already far too much crack on display...
@stevie_chambers Please, god, for the sake of all that is holy, NO HOTPANTS! Or at least be prepared to post pictures...
@secureideas Secret PDX assignation with @tliston's ugly wife this morning. Need to take out restraining order against Tom.
@stevie_chambers They all have CMDBs-- they just call it something else. Sometimes it's called "Mary the SysAd's brain", but it's there...
Replying to @Beaker
@Beaker "Well fed squirrel"? That thing is the Jabba the Hut of squirrels!
Replying to @tliston
@tliston When's the anniversary with your ugly wife?
@iamnowonmai Apparently not, says Wikipedia. It's a peach with a recessive gene that makes it non-fuzzy.
RT @pmoriarty: Who knew? Nectarines are just fuzzless peaches! http://is.gd/1eLLd (that factoid will win you drinks in a bar sometime)
RT @kriggins: RT @st0rmz: @kriggins i think u will like this comic related to celeb death: http://stereotypist.livejournal.com/131545.html
Replying to @rikkiends
@rikkikite Jane Austin is the usual suggestion in these cases-- try her on some of the modern movie versions first
Replying to @rikkiends
@rikkikite Because "classics" are mostly written by dead white guys without much to say to modern teenagers (particularly women)
RT @incanus77: Via @mikey_p, this made me laugh: http://bash.org/?244321
@PeterJThomas But very few think that RT-ing is an appropriate acknowledgement... so stop it! :-)