And hacking is the art of coaxing *someone else's* reluctant computer to do what you want most of the time :)

This is good! One of the best way to define of programming!

Ready for bribes.

Very similar to parenting except you don’t get Stack Overflow, clear manuals & GitHub

the brains of human beings also work in such a way, we are coaxed by hormones.

prefer coaxing bits anyday rather than evolved butts