It was nice to see your working methodology and environment. Also it was amusing to see you struggle with almost the exact same things I struggled with when I tried live-streaming some coding once :D
if you ignore bios (OS independent time) and time for me to type in the disk unlock password, and my login details, my personal laptop takes about ten seconds from grub to settled disk after login
In a stark departure from "We have a bug in our hardware design, let's fix it in software" we have a case of "We have a bug in our software design, let's fix it in hardware". Hurrah!