Looked down at my keyboard's USB port being used to charge my watch and my headphones and realised we're in the future.

The fact that my headphones, watch and phone comprise a body area network used exclusively to listen to podcasts is also futuristic.

You don't use your phone for anything else at all? And never tell time using your watch?

It's the body area network itself which is used only for podcasts. The individual devices have their own functions :).