There's little which is less sexy than straight "lads" pretending to give blowjobs to a cock lolly :-/

Very straight... :-|

They're being offensively straight-lad, it's quite depressing. The technique being used on the cock lolly is appalling.

And they say men know how to give the best blowjobs.

Maybe his wife is bad at them?

And so he's practicing on a lolly?

It's a football-regalia clad group and one of them has a 'Dad' placard round his neck. He's the loudest rudest one who sucks badly

Sounds very repressed. Probably on Grindr too.