We should just ban scones. Far too many people have been killed due to heated arguments about pronunciation and the order of cream and jam
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@CalumMcSwiggan Let's just ban people who get it wrong instead, much simpler. Scones (short 'o') get cut, smeared with cream *then* jam.

Jan 31, 2016 ยท 11:44 AM UTC

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