Waiting: The clock in the room I'm in has stopped... wp.me/s2GrJ5-waiting
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Replying to @smescrater
@smescrater "...I think people would become tired of me drooling on them and demanding what they’re eating" Naah why would we?

Jun 27, 2014 Β· 4:42 PM UTC

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Replying to @dsilverstone
@dsilverstone *licks you and demands a bite*
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@smescrater You're not a famous footballer, so no. No bite! *thwaps smes on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*