I genuinely thought this was a parody.
Liz Truss
 @trussliz
23 Aug 2021
Delighted we have appointed cricket legend @BeefyBotham as our new trade envoy to Australia πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Ian will bat for πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ business Down Under and help them seize the opportunities created by our historic trade deal. He’ll do a brilliant jobπŸ‘‡ the-sun.com/sport/3521796/cr…
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For a brief glorious moment I thought that read as Angry Beetham, not Beefy Botham.
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Smash you with THICC THIGHS
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CRUSH you between improbably oversized pectorals! BEWARE LASER NIPPLES
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Muting this thread as it’s getting really weird :)
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Replying to @dsilverstone @rossburton
SMASH YOUR BEEFY BOTHAM WITH SUPER DESTRUCT BOULDERS. GRAAAAGH.
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