I found my laptop under a load of @dsilverstone 's clothes and other stuff on the sofa. I wonder how long it's been... 22:12:44 up 337 days, 24 min, 1 user, load average: 1.95, 2.04, 2.26 Oh.

Especially the load average surprises me. Did it do stuff for most of a year and not cause a fire? Interesting...