Looks like I need to become an MP long enough for it to fuck my mental health so I can stand down and get a nice big pension.
Replying to @ThatTimWalker
If an MP stands down for ill health reasons, an ill health retirement grant is payable, calculated in the same way as the Resettlement Grant, as well as an immediate pension based on the service the MP would have accrued if he or she had continued to serve until age 65.
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Being me, and with the current state of politics in this country and around the world, I compute it will take approximately... fifteen to thirty minutes to need to stand down. (just long enough to rant in a maiden speech)

Sep 3, 2020 Β· 8:11 AM UTC

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Replying to @dsilverstone
Most maiden speeches are delivered some time after election. You might have had something terminal happen by then.
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perhaps I'll just stand up and shout about things then until I'm carted off :D
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Replying to @dsilverstone
"Fuck the lot of you: you're all wankers."
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