English culture is cricket on that village cricket ground that you passed once when you took a wrong turn and you've never found that village again but you saw it and you knew that somehow that was the most important thing in the entire fucking world and that's not a good thing
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It's the pub that Arthur and Ford go to in the Hitchhiker's Guide before the Earth is destroyed, and it's the perfect pub because it doesn't actually exist and also the bartender has opinions about football and is also an idiot
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It's something that doesn't actually exist and yet everyone claims they've experienced it but nobody actually lives it so everyone who cares is desperately trying to recreate it
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Replying to @mjg59
AFAICT 'English culture' is whining about how everyone else is ruining English culture, while doing nothing of value, waving a union flag, while standing under bunting and thinking about the "good old days".

Jun 23, 2020 ยท 10:37 AM UTC
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