a problem I have when ordering food is that I really really like mushrooms so whenever presented with the choice of a dish with mushrooms in it vs a dish whose overall ouevre excites me I will unfailingly pick the mushroom one each time

ask for the interesting dish, and a side of mushrooms?

no no no it's not that I just want to chow down on mushrooms it's that I find mushrooms completely change the flavor profile of a dish it has to be cooked with the mushrooms