The Matrix is fundamentally a story about a machine written OS that's still got a bunch of privilege escalation vulnerabilities and that makes me feel much better about our fuckups

Matrix V2.014a3: security update for CVE-2299-4286, non-privileged human simulations can perform arbitrary reality modification. All users are strongly advised to upgrade immediately.

Remake where the kid in the oracle's house is just spawning calc.exe instead of fucking about with spoons

"Only try to realise the truth: there is no ASLR"