And the jesus christ goddamit register where I am exasperated beyond vocabulary...
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I need some properly atheist swearing to replace my exasperation register!
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Something I can say again and again without getting bored, but which is still reasonably weighty...
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β€œgood grief” is ok but a bit peanuts (I have been using it but it’s feeble)
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The tricky thing is that this register seems to be about β€œgood” things used in a bad context, so (eg) β€œhitler on a bike!” would not work
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Also there’s the risk of new swears not being clearly swears, eg β€œglobal warming!”
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So, dear Twitter, suggest to me new atheist swears I can use in moderately polite company!
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Nice :-) but yeah
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"For crying out loud" instead of "Jesus Wept". Which leads to an escalation of "For fucks sake" when things get worse.
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Replying to @sweharris @fanf @rone
I like to use words such as 'actual' or 'absolute' as emphasis, or 'suppurating' for the mouth-feel. "What the absolute suppurating trashpile of a fuck is going on here?" for example

Sep 14, 2018 Β· 9:15 AM UTC

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I might try out food words as non-rude swears, and "suppurating" is a good adjective to use with them :-)
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