It's not that I want to quit Debian again a month after rejoining, but reading debian-private really makes me want to quit Debian again

I've deliberately not read -private in nearly a decade -- as a result, I'm blissfully ignorant of a lot of the horror under the covers.

"I don't read -private" is the new "I don't own a TV" ;-)

In some sense, yes. I understand that it makes me a bad person :-)

A bad, yet somehow happier and mentally healthier person \o/