"Experienced flyers among you will have noticed we just did what's called a 'go-around'..." You know what, buddy, I think even novice flyers noticed when you said the plane was going to land and then we didn't.
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"Unusual and interesting: the airport has lost power. We don't have an estimate as to when it will be restored, but we the jet bridge can't move so we can't get off." This pilot is a master of understatement.
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Replying to @seldo
Maybe not quite to the level of Eric Moody: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britis…

Feb 6, 2018 · 5:22 PM UTC

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Replying to @davidbaron @seldo
“A bit like negotiating one’s way up a a badger’s arse” is also the best description of a landing that will ever exist