there is a raccoon caught in a humane trap next door, and is complaining loudly. i keep telling it to keep quiet until its lawyer turns up but it's not having it
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Replying to @mala
What species of lawyer are you expecting a raccoon to get... and what would its arrival do to the overall noise level? (I mean, just imagine if the lawyer is a dog!)

Nov 9, 2020 路 5:36 AM UTC

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Replying to @davidbaron
i spoke to the neighbors and they're actually looking for a skunk (and this raccoon is so ornery they're scared to free them until the experts come tomorrow) so I guess I'm anticipating a skunk lawyer wearing a false moustache
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Somehow it seems like trapping a skunk in a humane trap might lead to... undesired olfactory side-effects?
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