Russia has eleven time zones. The U.S. has six. There is no way our corporations can compete. We must invade more time zones. I propose Time Force in addition to U.S. Space Force.
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I nominate @davidbaron as its first Supreme Commander. :)
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Replying to @damons
Does that mean I get to offer statehood to Puerto Rico (Atlantic standard time), American Samoa (Samoa standard time), and Guam and the Northern Marianas (Chamorro standard time), increasing the number to nine? law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/… law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/…

Mar 29, 2019 · 1:38 AM UTC

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Replying to @davidbaron
Conquers three new time zones with first tweet. Pay attention @realDonaldTrump. That's leadership. You never fail to impress me, David. :)
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