CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Replying to @robertauger
Good catch, that's part of "treating them well". Here's the paragraph that directly proceeds the one I shared above. The author was asked by a bank to figure out why their tellers were stealing money.
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@PlayVALORANT How does your comp matching work? I'm wondering why a mostly silver 1 team would be stacked against a mostly bronze 1 team. Common sense informs us that it won't be a fair match, so why is your matching algorithm so bad at it?
It's funny how old calendar reminders live on. This one comes from my middle school calendar (which was paper-based), and in college was copied into an electronic calendar that was further copied to the calendar I use today. That's how scared I was of getting pinched!
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I'm taking a fraud class and this advice is in our textbook on how to minimize employee fraud, which can be summarized as: don't be an asshat to your employees. Source: Corporate Fraud Handbook: Prevention and Detection by Joseph T. Wells
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Replying to @megankao_
Rookie mistake. Order “spicy tomato juice” next time. It’s the Mr and Mrs T’s Bloody Mary mix. Tastes awesome, no alcohol needed. I only drink it when flying.
It was great seeing @Trollgodfather again and meeting @StevenSCrompton. They signed “Monsterary of Zimrala” for me and taught me the “troll handshake”. BTW, if you buy the book, the Deathhead Spider was created by me. drivethrurpg.com/m/product/4…
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Replying to @jackie_lef
No loss of sleep for us in Arizona.
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I've been a long-time @hulu subscriber and they have a special gift for us. Except I waited too long to claim it (45 minutes from when the email came) and all the gifts are gone. Seems like they could have just mailed these out and delighted us, versus the hunger games race.
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Short thread on how @sardine and @magic_labs have greatly simplified buying NFT collectibles.
1/ The hardest part of digital collectibles (NFTs) today is UX. You can purchase a Pokemon card online in seconds but a digital collectible requires perseverance and technical know-how. How can my mom or grandpa purchase a digital collectible without needing a crypto PhD?
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Replying to @jackie_lef @asu_gsi
Ok, thanks!
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Replying to @jackie_lef @asu_gsi
For the reference, would it be better to have someone that has worked with my son on non-cyber activities, but knows him well, or someone that knows him far less, but can talk about his cybersecurity skills?
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The Catalan DPA @apdcat released yesterday at #4YFN #MWC23 a Developer's Guide for Privacy by Design and Privacy by Default, which is also available in English! #PbD #DPbD Link to the Guide: apdcat.gencat.cat/web/.conte… apdcat.gencat.cat/en/sala_de…
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Replying to @pkqzy888
Congrats!
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Do I sense an upcoming pivot to IOT marine biology research devices?
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Bil Corry retweeted
☘️OWASP, if you missed Global AppSec Dublin or could not attend all of the talks you wished to, there is no need to worry. Dublin videos are published on the event website dublin.globalappsec.org/
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Replying to @jackie_lef @asu_gsi
Sounds awesome, I'll tell my son about it, thanks!
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"Let's build a Chrome extension that steals everything" "Grinch-plundering-Whoville levels of data theft" Excellent write up of Chrome extensions and their ability to steal your data. mattfrisbie.substack.com/p/s…
I’m hoping to see you in Cocaine Bear 2, you were definitely a highlight in the movie. So let’s just call it a mere flesh wound.
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When your 2-year-old is abducted during a car jacking, and you’re pregnant and run over trying to save them, know that @VW will have your back. Just be sure to pay the Car-Net fee first. 🙄 kansascity.com/news/nation-w…
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