CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Replying to @realhamed
They didn’t charge you excise tax or “other” so maybe it’s a win?
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I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.
We had a lively discussion in Dublin at the Leaders Meeting and decided OWASP is a lot more than web applications.
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A change you might notice about @owasp, the Board voted to change the “W” from “Web” to “Worldwide”, making it the “Open Worldwide Application Security Project”
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AZ courts are ignoring stare decisis😵 "Arizona courts refused to apply the decision. In a 2016 case, Lynch v. Arizona, the Supreme Court told Arizona directly that it needed to comply with Simmons. Cruz says Arizona has continued to defy the high court." news.azpm.org/p/newsheadline…
Bil Corry retweeted
Congratulations
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Replying to @soupsranjan
Sound like something ChatGPG would say to throw off our suspicions. On a more serious note, how can you prove you are not ChatGPT? Will we need to CAPTCHA each other?
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“ImageTragic” 😂😂😂
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Replying to @realhamed @mboehme_
Much like my waistline.
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Replying to @jackie_lef
My other working theory is it’s a genius doggy medicine delivery mechanism.
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There are none by me 😭
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My dream is to fill my shopping cart with groceries and immediately exit to my car, with the checkout completely automated. Every time I do it now, they say I’m stealing.
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Replying to @jackie_lef
AI inspired cuisine?
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From the world’s most obvious answers…
@Uber Any way to exclude certain makes/models of cars? Tesla cars give me motion sickness.
The old infosec joke: CEO: Are all of our apps secure? CISO: Give me a list of all of our apps and I will tell you.
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Replying to @realhamed
Q: What is the best gift for my wife?” A: Your wife will absolutely love this handy and sleek electric facial razor by Phillips.* * Answer sponsored by Phillips W: My wife does not have facial hair. A: My answer remains.* * Answer sponsored by Phillips
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Enjoying @owasp keynote by @shehackspurple. She’s promising to make all of our AppSec dreams come true. Oh wait, it’s the vendors that promise that.
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