CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
I have an iPhone that’s a little more than 3 years old. My battery is maxed at 83%.
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Some things cannot be unseen.
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Latest example of inane security questionnaires with poorly worded questions. Will I alert customers when a material weakness is found? Sure if it impacts you, but absent that, no. Which answer would you choose, yes or no? No is wrong, btw, per the questionnaire.
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Replying to @realhamed
Proof that no matter what you believe, you’re probably right.
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Replying to @frgx
I love the “to” address is to “costumer”, I guess they make costumes?
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Fortunately, chatting with @lyft customer service fixed it, but that was a very poor experience.
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Even more perplexing, the mechanism to let @lyft know there’s an issue wasn’t available.
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When your @lyft driver drops you off, but keeps the meter running as he drives out to California and back, turning your $20 ride into a $700 ride.
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Me: I'd like to change my flight to be earlier, you have open seats @AmericanAir: Your ticket type can't be changed Me: Ok, whatevs AA: Are you plans flexible, we'll pay you $200 to not take your flight Me: Oh sure, NOW my flight is changeable
A reminder to take CPR, First Aid, AED training. You could be the reason someone gets another day. If you want to step it up, also take lifeguard training and wilderness first aid. They take a weekend each and are super valuable. today.com/health/diet-fitnes…
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My 13-year-old self would have been over the moon to have a RPG monster published. I'm pretty jazzed too. You can see my Deathhead Spider and 110+ other monsters in the newly released Monsterary of Zimrala by @Trollgodfather. It's on sale! drivethrurpg.com/product/414…
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Brits days away from cannibalism. “could have potentially irreversible impacts on global civilisation”
I've spent 2 decades studying dynamics of societal crisis & collapse. It’s now clear that Liz Truss is leading Britain into a convergence of crises that is likely to culminate in an unprecedented social and economic collapse 🧵/1 bylinetimes.com/2022/10/14/b… @BylineTimes
I get a recurring spam SMS, so thought I’d see what the scam is all about. The premise is you get a robot vacuum for $6, but they charge you $72 a month for a “membership”. Tempted to do it and collect $10k from them for violating the TCPA.
Is your education focused only on pentesting-type skills, or do you cover other areas as well? Eg AppSec, Security Compliance, Vendor Management, Security Operations, Security Culture and Training, etc?
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When I return a rental car, I always check the interior to make sure I got everything. Apparently not everyone does. nbc-2.com/news/state/2022/10…
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Me: I don’t want Siri but I do want CarPlay. @Apple: No.