CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
@PlayVALORANT Not sure what you changed, but your comp matching is WAY off, resulting in wildly uneven teams. In 2 years, I've never had a losing streak this bad before.
The Germans have a saying for this: “Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude!” Translated: “The greatest joy comes from the anticipation!”
“What do you like doing best in the world, Pooh?” Pooh had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey WAS a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn’t know what it was called. ~A.A.Milne
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Bil Corry retweeted
If at first you Google Analytics in EU, cry, cry and pray. #cryandpray makes it to @PrivacyPros headlines. iapp.org/news/a/google-analy…
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The downside to using privacy tools, ads think you're old with overgrown toenails. Oh wait, maybe that's accurate.
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If you like the quoted tweet, Twitter will reward you with an ice cream ad.
Who needs a quick wholesome story break? So I grew up in the middle of nowhere, Ohio. My house was in the center of a bunch of neighboring cornfields. We didn't get girl scouts, encyclopedia salesfolks, knife sharpening, or proselytizers.
David Ahl's BASIC Computer Games is how I started to learn to code at age 11. His announcement is here: facebook.com/dave.ahl.nj/pos…
Creative Computing magazine, the BASIC Computer Games Books, all of David Ahl's other books and articles, everything copyrighted by Creative Computing Press — are all officially in the public domain.
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TIL that Harold Lloyd's estate has put what appears to be his entire catalog of films on YouTube. If you don't know who Harold Lloyd is, time to learn. There's a couple of documentaries there too. youtube.com/c/HaroldLloydOFF…
Scammers are watching criminal trials online then contacting the defendants to scam them out of money by posing as the court or prosecutor. abajournal.com/news/article/…
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Appears the DA was maximizing the number of charges. Bonus points for creativity, but definitely defies common sense.
And California prisons not too long ago. governing.com/community/cali…
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If you are held up at gunpoint by a felon, and manage to wrestle their gun away from them, you just committed the crime of “transferring a firearm from a felon” according to @Okdistattorneys. kansascity.com/news/nation-w…
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Replying to @randomdross
How about now?
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BTW, next time you’re in SF, swing by the Cloudflare office. The lamps are in their reception area, you don’t need to be granted access to see them. When I stopped by, they gave me free swag.
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Replying to @realhamed @stub_AS
SGI invented it (and had a patent): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavara…
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'Tis the season for holiday promotions.
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Stumbled across this gem in the Casper Star-Tribune (Casper, WY). It's from Oct 19, 1926. #roaringtwenties
We found a way to mount *remote timing* attacks on *constant-time* cryptographic code running on modern x86 processors. How is that possible? With #hertzbleed! Here is how it works (with @YingchenWang96). hertzbleed.com/
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@TheSun Any chance you can stop hosting ads that redirect away from your content to bogus “prize won” sites?
I'm not sure who at Netflix wrote the copy for this, but 🤣
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