CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Parents playing with kids: "What's this hard lump? I think there's a rock under this blanket." Kids when they grow up:
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@WorldMark Your new website has issues, which has greatly inflated your phone wait times. What are you doing to fix it? Hiring more phone agents? Fixing your website? Bringing back the old website? Whatever it is, you need to fix this. Two hours on hold isn't acceptable.
Replying to @jackie_lef
They feel a bit “full” when new, but you will wear into them over a few weeks. Might be worth a try.
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Replying to @jackie_lef
Not orthotic, but I only buy the mens version of these, they’re awesome. I’m on pair number 3 over the last 10 years and I wear them ALL the time. I do mile+ walks in them. I’m nearly ready to buy a new pair. olukai.com/products/ohana-wo…
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Replying to @Alra3ees @amazon
You likely hit their AML rules. You entered money via a gift card and then were exiting the money to a gift card of another company, so to them it appears you’re just using Amazon as an intermediary to move funds. If you have a solid order history with Amazon, that might help.
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Don’t forget to include the clipping of hair (j/k). I mailed my opt-out today. I feel sorry for whoever has to open these letters, scan them, and process them.
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I test drove a Tesla and hated the visibility provided by the windows and mirrors. I don’t need a giant window for a roof, I need giant windows around the car and mirrors that are not decorative.
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It’s hard to find truly superb dining because your average diner has very low standards. Remember, Taco Bell is the best Mexican food in the US. usmagazine.com/food/news/tac…
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In case you want to retain your right to file and participate in class action claims against @Venmo, you need to fill out this form and mail it soon: help.venmo.com/hc/en-us/arti…
"We offered to buy him a coffee and he said, 'Oh, I don't drink coffee. I'll take an apple juice,'" says Baron. "We're like, this kid's going to drink apple juice here and he wants to help us solve a homicide?" people.com/crime/college-stu…
TFW you reach the peak exhausted, you’re feeling proud you made it, and a guy older than you comes up shortly after, does 15 elevated push ups, then immediately starts descending.
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Likely an anti-fraud measure to distinguish between humans (that will have motion) and automated bots (that will not).
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It’s paywalled, I settled for this instead: mhpbooks.com/the-education-o…
I still have my Apple beach towel with the rainbow logo from 1991. And still use it.
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Apparently some Covid at-home self tests contain a pesticide and there’s been over 200 reported poisonings nationwide. Be very careful with them. usatoday.com/story/news/heal…
Tickets are $1050. Be smart with your conference policies.
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Bil Corry retweeted
Pleased to share that our paper on the risks of IP address reuse in public clouds has been accepted to @IEEESSP! (1/10)
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Mike was one of the first people I met in infosec, and he gave me my second job at MAD Security. I was always happy when our paths crossed, such an awesome human. I’m forever grateful to him, and will miss him dearly. 💔
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