CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.
Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
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@Grubhub I get that sometimes an order gets cancelled, but not sure why it took 1.5 hours after I’ve ordered. A full refund doesn’t quite cover the inconvenience.
How do I block the restaurant, because I don’t want to risk this again with them?
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Civil forfeiture: when it's cheaper to allow the US Gov to retain $109k of your money rather than litigate to get even less back. Mind you, after two years, no criminal charges have been filed. Just outright theft of private property by the US Gov.
geekwire.com/2022/former-sea…
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I know @atotic also went to U of I for grad school, but not sure if he finished. He worked on Mosaic, then later the original Mac version of Netscape.
totic.org/nscp/index.html
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I found this buried in my wish list. It's from a dark time in my life when getting a teen out of bed in the morning was a daily nightmare.
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Well, @fedex finally showed up with my package 3 days later, but apparently my not opening the door within 20 seconds meant I wasn't home.
What a waste of time and gas; if they gave me more info than "sometime before end of day", I could be on the lookout for them.
So @FedEx called me yesterday to say I needed to be home today to sign for a package, then after I waited at home all day, did not show up, nor have they sent me any follow up communication.
I’m pretty sure whoever designed this notification system is chronically single.
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I received a call from the Netherlands saying that my "Nike shoes purchase" is all set to go and to allow the $199 purchase to go through I should hang up, or to dispute the purchase, remain on the line.
I shouted "YOLO" into the phone and hung up.
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List 5 famous people you’ve either met or have been within a few feet of, but ONE is a lie. Then let your friends guess which one they think is a lie.
Barry Williams
Debra Messing
Steve Wozniak
Wes Studi
Alice Cooper
List 5 famous people you’ve either met or have been within a few feet of, but ONE is a lie. Then let your friends guess which one they think is a lie.
Stedman Graham
Magic Johnson
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Angelina Jolie
Al Gore
Sadly, purchasing an old missile silo does not show up in @lcamtuf’s doomsday book.
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I was just invited to a "terrarium indoor plant workshop" by @Cloudflare.
I'm not sure if it's phishing, or the most unusual sales tactic ever, but either way, you know I'm signing up!
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