CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Replying to @billamend
The struggle is real. I have 14 years worth of Audible books if I listen to them non-stop on 1x speed.
🧵Thanks to FTC staff, previously redacted info on why Amazon is an illegal monopolist is now out! Here’s some of what’s new in a big thread 👇🏻 1/15
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the video reactions thing that @apple added to Sonoma as a default is so bad that now telehealth sites are begging people to understand that it's not their fault.
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Replying to @jonathanmarcil
I voted for the change and I still sometimes get it wrong.
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I suggested something similar for the Bar exam. If practicing attorneys believe it’s a valuable tool to evaluate attorneys, then they can take it too periodically. No one wants to do that because it’s really an anti-competitive tool.
Replying to @alfiekohn
Kohn’s Korollary to Meier’s Mandate: Politicians or corporate figures who talk sanctimoniously about the need to “raise the bar” and demand “tougher standards” (via "rigorous" high school exams) should be required to take these tests themselves…and have their scores made public.
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Replying to @CactusCon @EFF
It’s great you have EFF coming. A couple months ago, I wrote an email asking if/how @owasp could get a table, but never received a response. If it’s possible, please ping me bil.corry@owasp.org
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Replying to @miscsecurity
Bronski Beat - Small Town Boy
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Last month, the @owasp Board of Directors met in Amsterdam. This is what we talked about over the course of three days. owasp.org/blog/2023/10/25/ow…
Replying to @miscsecurity
Are you flexing on paying taxes?
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My CC number was stolen and so the fun of updating my auto-pays means I typically miss a couple. @ATT for whatever reason didn't notify me that my payment was declined. Instead, they wait 3 days and told me that my auto-pay discount was revoked. 🙄
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I have a single litmus test if my child’s school is good or bad: does my child want to go each day?
When a child repeatedly or emphatically says, “I don't want to go to school!”, what's the parent's first reaction? To compel (or figure out how to induce) the child to go? Or to try to figure out what's going on at school?
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Learning the hard way that unless there’s free return shipping on @amazon, the high cost of shipping means there’s effectively no returns. I wrote a greasemonkey script to alert on products that don’t have free return shipping. Those items I’m no longer buying on Amazon.
Replying to @kingthorin_rm
Something tells me my bill will be a tad higher than the quoted $0.00
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Me: I wonder what Google's Security Command Center Premium costs? Google's pricing calculator: it's freeeeeee! 🙄
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Not being able to pay with @PayPal on my @Apple iTunes account is super annoying. More annoying: when Apple complains my card isn’t working. @Apple YOU WOULD NOT HAVE THAT PROBLEM IF I COULD PAY WiTH PAYPAL.
Replying to @HomeAdvisor
X won’t let me DM you.
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@HomeAdvisor How do I unsubscribe? I’ve done it 3 times, yet the emails still come. Seems like your unsubscribe function is broken and in violation of federal law. Maybe this will help: ftc.gov/business-guidance/re…
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Not in your threat model.
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