CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Replying to @belathoud
Only if you’re faster than your friends in your herd.
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I’m tempted to create a TamperMonkey script to do it :)
Replying to @lgarron
Zoom also requires full Google calendar access to simply add an event as a participant. None of their competitors do this.
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TIL "Hobo Mutt" was a popular 1950s toy. I wonder why it isn't still popular today? 🙄
Imagine if Homer Simpson was in his underwear drinking beer directly from the tanker truck transporting it, while the truck was driving down the highway. Here's the real life equivalent, except it's wine. sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020…
Replying to @epenzeymoog
The Gwyneth Paltrow edition.
How is it there's a shortage of toilet paper, but every day I receive a pile of junk mail? Is advertising mailers considered an essential service?
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I wasn’t up for installing a real one on her bedroom door, but this 2D replica made my pre-teen daughter happy. She’s been watching secret agent shows lately.
Makes one wonder what the intended outcome was, and if it works with some recipients? “Why yes, I have Resting Horny Face, thanks for noticing!”
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Bil Corry retweeted
Emerson, my 11 year old, is on a bit of a wild ride with the @USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug. And, I think there’s a deeper message to it all. First, the backstory...
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Replying to @biblioracle @ryanfb
All options are open. Distance learning, in-class learning, school in tents, school using scuba, school in stadiums with 6 feet distancing, school from the back of a pickup at the drive-in, school swinging from trapezee, etc. All options are on the table. stanforddaily.com/2020/04/29…
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I envy you, you still have a level of self-awareness that I abandoned about a month ago.
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Is anyone still wearing pants?
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Replying to @jtrentadams
Since schoolwork is now done at home, homework is now done at school, but it’s closed, so can’t do it.
Replying to @ericgeller
That’s good news, we don’t have to wear two masks.
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I wasn’t aware of the case against Anaheim, so I looked it up. Wow, that is heartbreaking. buzzfeednews.com/article/jte…
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HBO is sharing the documentary "Kill Chain" for free on YouTube. Kill Chain: The Cyber War on America's Elections youtube.com/watch?v=3c8LMZ8U…
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Replying to @biblioracle
If they believe it's safe, then it shouldn't be a problem for all of the administrators and board members to spend the first two weeks of school sitting in classes with students.
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This did not age well. "INDIAN LABOR AT THE CALIFORNIA MISSIONS SLAVERY OR SALVATION?" sandiegohistory.org/journal/…