CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Schools teach a lot of information that isn’t actually needed or used, so whether it’s learned and forgotten, or missed during a pandemic and forgotten, the end result is the same.
Replying to @dveditz
We bought a front-load washer and it had a fragerance we didn’t like. Turned out the gasket had been treated with MicroBan and the smell was never going away, so we returned it and bought a top-loader. No disclosure. microban.com/blog/micro-prev…
Just saw this.
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One local hospital wants nothing homemade, the other takes donations and they wear the homemade items over their regular PPE to make the regular PPE last longer.
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‘Lady’ was written in the toilet while being recorded, I think you’re doing ok. This video has the fun backstory: youtube.com/WI2CvL6UYvE
People that advocate wearing work clothes (or shoes) at home have clearly never worked from home. If the goal is to remind you that you’re supposed to be working at home, set the thermostat to something uncomfortable; that’s the universal signal that you’re at work.
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Replying to @hypatiadotca
We bought ours from Costco years ago, but seems now they have a dozen hair grow products, but nothing to make it shorter (except beard trimmers and hair removal).
Gmail's Smart Compose is awesome.
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Replying to @mmurray
I was at the premiere in Santa Monica and got to meet Michael Moore and Rip Torn. Fun movie!
Replying to @MImi_TheSound
My very first thought was “dear god why?” At least do a duet with Tiffany so it can be the new rickroll.
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Replying to @coleencoolidge
When we lived in Europe, my 16-year-old went out drinking and clubbing with her friends. We moved back a couple of years later and she had to wait to turn 21 to do the same here. Or so you’d think, turns out 16-year-olds also drink here, just not legally. 🙄
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Have limited funds for your AppSec program? Free webinar on using free @owasp resources & tools to uplift your AppSec Program. (provided by @edgeroute of @SecurityJourney) zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_…
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Castles & Crusades Player's Handbook is free currently! (normally it's $20) trolllord.com/tlgstore/#!/Ca…
CFP/CFT now open for Global AppSec San Francisco! Deadline: Apr 20. Training: Oct 19-21 Conference: Oct 22-23 Note that it's planned to be in-person, but it might flip to virtual if warranted. Submissions should be flexible for either delivery method. sf.globalappsec.org/
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This is well executed. Great use of tech, great use of the "flatten the curve" math to make a clear argument. I pray it helps save lives and strain on our health system. Glad for modern tech that lets information spread faster than a virus. covidactnow.org #COVIDActNow
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I'm going to announce a free secure coding online event to the Manicode email list next week. I only send out 2-3 newsletters a year from the Manicode newsletter and I do not use the list for anything else. You can sign up here. manicode.us19.list-manage.co…
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Replying to @ustayready
Start with a garden hose and see what you think before investing in a bidet.
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How many people think there would have been a very different global pandemic response if someone had led with this message?
The novel #coronavirus may cause testicular damage and male infertility, Chinese experts found, recommending infected men take tests for semen quality and hormone levels.
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Zoom posted their advice here, but at worst, setup a second Zoom call with a password that you switch to if the asshats show up. blog.zoom.us/wordpress/2020/…
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