CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
I’m reminded of @VickiAbeles book Beyond Measure, which the following snippet comes from.
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Replying to @kibblesmith
Check the couch cushions too.
Replying to @appsecjosh
Oh, I’m sure they meant scanning, but it wasn’t what they wrote :)
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Pro-tip: do not contractually require your vendor to have an external penetration test done daily unless you are prepared to cover the hundreds of thousands of dollars it would cost. Do other vendors sign contracts without reading them?
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TikTok is running for President!
Pandemic hooch.
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Replying to @danielcornell
Exactly! My youth is now a wasteland of penny whistle stories that no one younger wants to hear or appreciate. I have become my grandfather.
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Me: That would be so bitchin’ Tween: What’s “bitchin’”? Me: Super awesome, like a bitchin’ Camaro. Tween: What’s a “Camaro”? Me: Apparently relics of a long gone era...
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Social engineering - teen style 😂 (read the comments) youtube.com/watch?v=JpTDF4w-…
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I'm reading a student paper urging civil liability for predatory online platforms that exploit internet addiction.
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Replying to @laurabellejean
A hill worth dying on.
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Replying to @wheresKR
Free crack houses are the best!
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Each spoonful is lovingly carried from the Thames to Westminster Abbey to be blessed, then brought to the Queen in Buckingham.
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Schools are so worried about cheating, they require students to install invasive spyware from Proctorio that is touted as secure. Pro-tip: require the school to sign a liability agreement in the event of a breach. Yeah, no one believes it’s that secure. Do not install it.
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Replying to @_MG_
Schools should not have cops and schools overuse suspensions and expulsions to the detriment of the student, other students, and the community.
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Replying to @coleencoolidge
I would certainly be identifiable attending events. “Which one is Bil?” “Oh, you’ll know when you see him, he’s the one wearing a casual cape.” 😂😂😂
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I do need a new casual cape. My fancy one is too nice to wear daily.
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