CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Replying to @coleencoolidge
Yes, summer isn’t ideal :)
Replying to @coleencoolidge
Not as tall, but you can do this at Kelso Dunes. takenbythewind.com/2014/01/1…
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I needed some disk space, so I went to uninstall Doom Eternal. Except to uninstall it, I had to sign in, which meant looking up my password. Then I had to agree to their privacy policy. Then I had to agree to their code of conduct. Now it's uninstalling...
No “might” about it. @DuleHill is awesome. And now followed. Needs more pics of Levi though.
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Replying to @pt @kimmaicutler
Season 3 Ep 11 of @drunkhistory goes into Edison’s patents and monopoly on film making that drove people to Los Angeles to make movies.
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Replying to @mdennedy
From the front.
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Replying to @mdennedy
My mom and I spent long hours mapping that game out. The twisty little passages were a nightmare. BTW, on iOS you can play Zork via the Frotz app. That’s also great fun.
Replying to @mdennedy
I’m def checking it out, nice find! xyzzy
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"Good day fine people! I present a eulogy for a rather unpleasant summer, and wish you all a happier autumn!" youtube.com/watch?v=VSewYsf3…
A lesson for us all.
No. It was for a German TV Special. I didn't want to wear it, but they seemed so disappointed, I changed my mind, thinking: Nobody but a few Germans will ever see it. Oops. #NothingGoesAwayOnTheInternet 😩
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In which I respond to someone else’s hate mail.
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In this lawsuit against @walmart, the @owasp @zaproxy makes a showing. It found 100K instances of cross domain JavaScript, oh noes! 😂and a bunch of other equally dubious appsec claims. Attorneys, please hire a competent appsec expert. Lawsuit PDF: classaction.org/media/gardin…
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Replying to @biblioracle
I’m reminded of this podcast by Malcolm Gladwell that delves into the LSAT and the role of test-taking speed as a means of gatekeeping. Insight: if given more time or less time, the people who “excel” would change. Super arbitrary. revisionisthistory.com/episo…
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The “digital” pregnancy test is just a low-cost strip pregnancy test with an optical reader.
I saw a tweet recently that I wanted to confirm. Sadly I can't find it right now, but it was about digital pregnancy tests. So, I went out and grabbed a 2-pack for 7 dollars: let's tear it down!
Was totally confused about my download speed, but turns out a modem reset restored it 600+Mbps 🤷
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If you're going to use LinkedIn to find my email address so that you can sell me something, at least ALSO use LinkedIn to know if it's something related to my actual job.
Replying to @randomdross
Can't wait to see what kind of inhuman you are.
Replying to @randomdross
You could try just being, um, yourself?
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