CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
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Replying to @realhamed
I’ll commit to one, but you gotta grift for the other two!
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I guess it is Giving Tuesday?
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The spam money requests via @paypal are getting more creative. CAD $75 to help improve his beatboxing skills!
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Know that whatever payment method you used, once disputed, Apple bans that payment method forever. I can no longer use PayPal for Apple purchases because Apple made it too difficult to contact them so I disputed a BS charge with PayPal.
Replying to @jolle_c @Twitch
I tried that first, but it said it was too easy to guess at 72 characters, and when I tried 73 characters, I got an error that it was too long.
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Replying to @_mwc
The internet never ceases to amaze!
Not sure what is going on here, but @gmail is gaslighting me with "seid" which isn't even a word?! More odd, only seems to happen with "Jef", "Jeff", and "Jeffr" in front of "said". I wonder if there's a Google engineer named "Jeff" that is being made fun of for using "seid"?
Wow, @Twitch really up the game for secure passwords. My 32 character password is "too easy to guess" 🤔
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(click open the image, it's more than four!)
My inbox has over 100 "Cyber Monday" emails from just this morning. Here's a small sample:
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The struggle is real 😂
when you need to confirm you're not a robot
Replying to @gideonoliver
My daughter will see a clip of some show on YouTube, ask to watch the full video, I’ll use Wikipedia to track down the actual episode name, then scroll through a bunch of “seasons” on Amazon to find it. I sense there’s a business opportunity here...
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I had shingles in March. It was mild, but unpleasant. Can’t imagine what the severe case must be like, or getting it twice, but I do know that I wouldn’t want to find out.
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Amazon is preparing the next generation for their low-income workforce.
Replying to @alfiekohn
2/2 "Prospective employees can find jobs, apply, and be hired entirely online, without talking to a single person....[Amazon is now] working with preschools to establish the foundation of tech education so that [our] 'pipeline [of labor] is there and ready' in the future.”
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BTW, the DVD this came from is "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown". Now I have an image of a bunch of men, after a hard days work on the oil rig, settling into the mess hall to watch the Peanuts gang, see this warning, and sadly turning it off.
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"oil rigs" seems oddly specific?
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1931 dating advice
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I was forced to choose the yellow car as a “taxi” to pass the human test 🤔 Is this a gaslighting experiment?
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(There really are two there...)