CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
This @foofighters set is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Lollapalooza
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Replying to @tianyuf @Dymaxion
I’m partial to taxation with representation. If you’re taxing me, I should be able to vote. So, people who live in NJ but work in NY should be able to vote in NY. US citizens living abroad should have reps in Congress. With exceptions such as import duties on foreign entities etc
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Replying to @phoram
Next time you’re in town, I’ll treat you to a $3 meal at the gas station with my new-found riches.
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My payout from a class action lawsuit just arrived! I'm rich!
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I went to the @GoEOSfit open house today where supposedly I'd find "Tons of Giveaways". There were zero giveaways. Literally none. I asked the staff and they didn't have any. 🙄
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Replying to @moyix @realhamed
I found a national BBS list and started dialing into the ones that had cool names. It was only after the phone bill arrived that I learned about long distance charges. My dad was super unamused.
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Wow, @Costco really does have something for everyone.
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Signed up for a @Gap card and just received my first bill, due in 3 days! They made my very first purchase fall on the LAST day of the billing cycle, causing it to be due in less than 30 days. Starting to think usury and late fees, not clothing, is their real business model.
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I'm hiring an experienced AppSec Software Engineer, please apply! jobs.lever.co/recurly/54c911…
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Replying to @hulu_support
Looks like you fixed it! hulu.com/lollapalooza
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Seems @hulu needs to learn about time zones.
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Replying to @RachelRecruitin
I met Don ~14 years ago in Chicago when I was first starting out in security. Nicest guy and huge supporter of the community.
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@GoEOSfit How many emails do you send per day? So far I've gotten 5. Not a good way to keep me subscribed.
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Replying to @alfiekohn
The metric system and a ban on land mines also comes to mind.
“I just learned I only have months to live. This is what I want to say.” Touching essay by Jack Thomas. bostonglobe.com/2021/07/21/m…
Why are American croissants essentially dinner rolls in the shape of a croissant?
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Arizona: As soon as you move here, you are a resident and need to get a driver’s license, register your car, and pay state taxes. Me: And I get in-state tuition too, right? Arizona: No, you have to live here a year before we believe you’re really a resident. Me: 🙄
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Bil Corry retweeted
Have you registered for the @Owasp Developer Security summit 2021 happening Tomorrow (24th July). If not you can register now as well bit.ly/OWASPDeveloperSummit2… Check out the amazing content
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Replying to @alfiekohn
Reminds me of another quote you’ve shared in the past about elite boarding schools. “Give me your best and brightest and we'll turn out the best and brightest.”
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