Am I the only person that wants 5 TB of cloud storage for one user? All providers require 5+ users with team features I don't need.

I'd be happy with 2T

Apple gives you 2T for $20 a month, that's pretty good. Down side is there's nothing bigger, so once you fill it up, too bad.

I'm a google drive user and you get 1T or 10T nothing in the middle